For my students and fellow teachers, I am a Nutty Professor of Ancient Languages and Civilisations, but to let off steam, I have written many books with a tongue-in-cheek tone, against a sizzling sensual background and studded with unexpected punch lines ...

In Lingeries de Paris (written in Parisian English),

Pierre, 26 years old in 1982, considers that a close encounter with ladies is synonymous of a glimpse of eternity: the more ladies, the more intense

He is in charge of 40 retail outlets in France, the chain is called 'Lingeries de Paris', founded by his grandmother in 1949

You will discover double-meaning expressions such as "The Timid Entered Apprentice", "The Benedictine Monk was about to leave his Hermitage", "Frantically-to-be-devoured respiratory appendage",

A word of caution: many scenes will send the reader roaring with laughter or shivering with unleashed arousal, so that WASPs, traders and engineers with healing surgery scars may find it hard to cope with unknown sensations.